So this month I decided to participate in a diaper study. It's a study where you get 16 days worth of diapers, you try them out, record data each day, and hand the diapers (which you put inside heavy ziplock bags and then inside a construction-weight trash bag) back in with your paperwork a couple of times per week. At the end you get $190 for your time, effort, and baby poop. Sweet deal, right? I have to change Rose's diapers anyway, so now I'll just get PAID to do it. Plus, 16 days' worth of free diapers, yo.
I'm going to digress here and tell you that if you are a SAHM or hold a part-time job, go find the nearest focus group company around you. I get emails from a group called Focus on Boston, and while I don't qualify for many of their studies (food allergies, or I'm not diabetic or the right age, etc), the ones I have done pay really well. Like this one, they take up a small amount of your time, and you get paid the day it's complete.
Back to my original story. The first week I turned in my bag of diapers & paperwork and thought, "PIECE OF CAKE!!" This is going to be soooo easy! Everything was organized by the company, plus they sent email reminders on which diaper to use on which week. It was making me feel pretty successful, and like I was making a contribution to the household bank account (and also a little bit to my own personal wallet, since I feel like, in doing this work, I've earned it.)
Then came this week. Now, I worked in early education for 17 years. I changed diarrhea poops and cleaned up vomit, even got pooped on once and had to go home and (shower and) change. I'm no stranger to the yuck that comes with children. That is until I realized that, even though the instructions told me this already, I was going to actually have to "shake the BM into the toilet." Now, if Rose had perfect little formed BMs this wouldn't be a problem, but for whatever reason that kid has the mushiest poop in the universe. It's impossible to get it all off. Couple that with the fact that I have to keep the diaper, and this week is the longest one during the trial (you go from Tuesday to Tuesday before turning it in) and you have a recipe for stench. I've bagged the plastic Baggie inside the construction bag INSIDE A SCENTED TRASH BAG and the smell is still over-powering. I'm convinced if I left it on the porch it would scare away neighboring coyote, but I can't take the chance that a skunk might think he's found a new lover in that bag. No, who am I kidding, even a skunk would be afraid.
I've got two more days before I can turn this bag in, and I now have a "stick-up/glade" on my grocery list for today, but you can bet that since they open at 7:30 a.m. I'll be out the door in record time on Tuesday. I can't wait to get rid of the smell of success.